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We now interrupt your life for this regularly scheduled...

Postby aprilcline » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:10 pm

Today I feel like I should have a SIGN that says (or perhaps tee shirt) that says:

WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR LIFE FOR THIS PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED HORMONAL EVENT.

It should be flashing in TRAFFIC CONE ORANGE. Perhaps over the interstate?

My husband was in the garage and I went out and made my "announcement" to him. I told him that after I run to the grocery store for a few things for father's day, I would be sulking in my bedroom crying my eyes out for no reason and would be angrier than a hungry bear and to not come near me until I say so. That this was my previously scheduled NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

And he says "why? what happened" and I paused and gave him the "you've got to be kidding" look :roll: and then he went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! okay, thanx honey! Like he was slowly backing away from the hungry bear who wanted to eat him alive. :evil: :?

Ain't it fun being woman? 8)
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Postby minniepauz » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:45 pm

awwwwww....don't hurt the poor guy! they just don't get it! :) and usually that's all we want from them, to "get it". At least PRETEND you're getting it! :)

I'm working on your shirt right now! :)
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Postby minniepauz » Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:11 pm

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Postby psexypsychic » Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:30 pm

Guess what I'm buying myself after payday...


*hiss!!*

*~my MySpace~*

diagnosed perimeno at 36 years old
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Postby aprilcline » Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:47 pm

Dee the tee shirt is hilarious!
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Postby colopam » Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:04 pm

Love it Dee!

HUgs Pam
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