Too funny to not post...

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Too funny to not post...

Postby RacerWife7 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:14 pm

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a LovelyWalker .

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.


And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Last edited by RacerWife7 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Too funny to not post...

Postby groovygrandma » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good! Thanks for sharing.
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